🏺📜 🧨😳🤯THE GREAT OTTOMAN SUBLET DRAMA: HOW EVERYONE CLAIMS THE SAME APARTMENT, AND WHY THE LANDLORD (HISTORY) IS DONE WITH ALL OF YOU....
🗞 ️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Geopolitical Acid Reflux: 100% HOW EVERYONE CLAIMS EVERYONE ELSE’S LAND WHILE FORGETTING WHO ACTUALLY OWNED IT If Judea & Samaria aren’t Israel’s, then Jordan isn’t Jordan’s either - because the Ottomans forgot to leave forwarding addresses By: Balthazar Q. Sandstorm , Senior Analyst for Historical Confusion & Cross-Civilizational Petty Arguments, The WTF Global Times 👁 🗨 ️ This blog uses WTF strictly to mean: Weird, True & Freaky - not profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it, then we reserve all rights to reconsider. PART 1 THE OTTOMAN APARTMENT COMPLEX: EVERYONE LIVED THERE, NO ONE PAID RENT Let’s begin with a fact so simple that modern diplomats treat it like plutonium: Before World War I, Israel, Jordan, the West Bank, Gaza - and half the region - were just one giant Ottoman landlord special. No Palestinian state. No Jordanian monarchy. No Israeli sovere...