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  🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES  News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Desperate Housewives Meets Dravidian Drama  This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. Infidelity Edition By: G-String George | Special Correspondent, Morality & Mayhem KANCHIPURAM, TAMIL NADU — In a plot twist spicier than a Chettinad curry and messier than a Nayanthara family WhatsApp group, the town of Kanchipuram has clinched the gold medal for marital mischief, topping the June 2025 national rankings on Ashley Madison’s adultery index. Yes, you read that right. The city renowned for silk sarees, temples, and vedic sanctity has quietly become the Las Vegas of Infidelity—South Indian edition. While most towns boast temples and tiffins, Kanchipuram now boasts the highest number of active profiles on the global cheating platform. Silk. Sambar. Sidepiece? Kanchipuram's transformation from cultural heritage site to "carn...

  📰 WTF Global Times  News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: 100% Idli- Shattering Economic Reality 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. Inside the Silent Economic Tsunami No One in Kollywood Dared to Sing About By: Poriyal Perumal aka “Machi Marx” July 22, 2025 | Special Tamil Nadu Economic Panic Edition The WTF Situation: In a shocking turn of demographic economics, Tamil Nadu , the self-proclaimed cradle of Dravidian pride, Carnatic wisdom, and biryani socialism, has quietly morphed into an economic ventilator for North India —one dosa, one tandoori master, and one train ticket at a time. While Chennai debates whether Thalapathy Vijay or Thala Ajith deserves an honorary economics degree, real data has been frying on the griddle of neglect. North Indian Labourers: The Silent Remittance Army Let’s be honest: the guy flipping your dosa doesn’t speak Tamil anymore . ...

🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES Making Satire Great Again. 👁️‍ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. Sanskrit Died a Noble Death. Tamil Took a Bath, Got Back to Work! By: The WTF Global Times Editorial Board WTF Chronicle | July 2025 Edition Vedic Versus Very Vocal Tamils The war over who spoke first in ancient India has flared up again, this time in the digital battlefield of Reddit forums, WhatsApp forwards, and Quora answers that end with more fire than a Tamil movie climax.  The core issue?  Whether Tamil or Sanskrit (specifically Vedic Sanskrit) is the oldest language of India—or perhaps the oldest anywhere , full stop.  Sprinkle in some submerged cities, academic gaslighting, Dravidian nationalism, and Aryan counter-trolling, and you've got yourself a spicy WTF masala. Now, President Trump, in his third term of golf diplomacy and random historical shoutouts, recently tweeted (in ...

  👁️‍🗨️ WTF Global Times 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Mayhem. Edition: July 2025 Category: Linguistic Apocalypse | Ancient Twitter Wars | Dravidian vs DevVedas From the WTF Desk: Where scripts, satire, and scrolls collide Welcome to the greatest linguistic cage fight of the century: Tamil vs Sanskrit. No rounds. Just rage. 👁️‍🗨️  This blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless we find "WTF" etched on a pot in Keezhadi, which at this rate, we probably will. By WTF Staff Writers | With reporting from Ground Zero: Keezhadi, Twitter, and a thousand Facebook threads Keezhadi, Tamil Universe — It began innocently, as all linguistic battles do. One humble assertion: that Tamil is older than Sanskrit .  Then came the flood — Rig Veda reinterpretations, angry replies from pan-national Sanskritists, citations of Ambedkar (used like wildcards in a postcolonial UNO match), and somewhere in the middle, a poor AI in OpenAI’s...