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🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Market-High Madness: 100% | Vibes: Buzzed and Bubbly 👁️🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky . Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. When beer goes bust, the breweries roll joints and join the cannabis cocktail cartel By: Canna D. Lite, Senior Correspondent for Mood-Altering Beverages and Capitalist Meltdowns NEW YORK, July 23, 2025 — Once upon a time, America's liquor shelves were ruled by vodka tyrants, whiskey warlords, and IPA evangelists. But those kings are falling fast. From the ashes of slumping beer sales and cancer warnings now rises a fizzy, minty rebellion brewed in stainless steel tanks and infused with federally legal weed: THC seltzers. You heard it right. While the alcohol industry stumbles out of its post-pandemic hangover and tries to remember where it left its pants (and market share), cannabis drinks—those giggle-inducing, anxiety-reducin...