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 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Canceled Grants & Campus Mayhem UCLA vs. Trumpzilla By: Dr. Rusty Hyphen-Berg, WTF Education Correspondent & Campus Coffee Addict 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it... or unless the NSF discovers “wokeness particles.” Welcome to Academic Doomsday – Trump Style It’s official. The University of California, Los Angeles — formerly a world-class research university, now apparently a liberal arts-themed episode of Survivor — has lost a whopping $339.2 million in federal funding. Gone. Vamoosed. Like tenure at a campus DEI office under Trump 2.0. The Trump administration’s message was clear: "You can protest, chant, and call Israel a 'colonial avocado,' but Uncle Sam ain’t paying for it." And by “ain’t paying,” we mean cutting off $240 million from the NIH , $81 million from the National Science F...

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Censored by YouTube Kids Australia Just Banned YouTube for Under-16s and the Internet Is Crying in Emojis By: The Ministry of Digital Shenanigans, Reporting for WTF Global Times 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it... or unless Trump tries to trademark it. CANBERRA — In what can only be described as a Boomer Flex of historic proportions, the Australian government has just handed out the digital equivalent of a grounding: no YouTube accounts for anyone under 16 starting this December .  Yes, you read that right.  Australia — that laid-back land of koalas, Vegemite, and existential climate guilt — has decided that children should grow up playing with dirt again instead of learning quantum physics from MrBeast . In an announcement that sent shockwaves through TikTok comment sections and parenting forums alik...