🐻☢️💣 THE KREMLIN’S “DEAR AYATOLLAH” LETTER: Negotiate With Trump, or Discover That Your Russian Friendship Does Not Include the War Package...
🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Mayhem. News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Great-Power Friendship Warranty: Apparently Expired Moscow arrived in Tehran carrying diplomatic smiles, strategic-partnership brochures and one very important piece of fine print: Russia likes Iran, trades with Iran, condemns attacks on Iran and would very much prefer Iran to survive — but apparently not enough to personally fight the United States and Israel while Putin is trying to settle Ukraine, repair relations with Trump and keep Russia’s own geopolitical furniture from catching fire. By: Professor Bear-Hug Balasubramaniam, Senior Correspondent for Alliances With Escape Clauses, Nuclear Poker & Friends Who Stop Answering When Bombs Start Falling With strategic acidity by: Dr. Uranium Subramaniam, Department of Great-Power Fine Print, Tehran Stubbornness & Moscow’s Advanced School of Not Dying for Somebody Else Edited by: Lady Multipolar Devi, Chairperson, Bureau of Stra...