THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Censored by YouTube Kids Australia Just Banned YouTube for Under-16s and the Internet Is Crying in Emojis By: The Ministry of Digital Shenanigans, Reporting for WTF Global Times 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it... or unless Trump tries to trademark it. CANBERRA — In what can only be described as a Boomer Flex of historic proportions, the Australian government has just handed out the digital equivalent of a grounding: no YouTube accounts for anyone under 16 starting this December .  Yes, you read that right.  Australia — that laid-back land of koalas, Vegemite, and existential climate guilt — has decided that children should grow up playing with dirt again instead of learning quantum physics from MrBeast . In an announcement that sent shockwaves through TikTok comment sections and parenting forums alik...