🚨GPT-5: Now With 90% More Existential Dread — The Atomic Bomb of Algorithms?
📰 THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Unregulated From Silicon Valley to SkyNet: Altman Builds God, Then Regrets It By: Chip Hackerman, Senior Tech Prophet & AI Panic Consultant * This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the AI starts tweeting in Sanskrit. What do you get when you cross a billion-dollar tech company, a few gigabytes of Oppenheimer’s guilt, and a language model that can out-think your therapist? You get GPT-5: the new messiah of code, cognition, and collapse. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, the Tony Stark of non-existent ethics boards, recently went full “I am become death” in a podcast where he compared GPT-5 to the Manhattan Project. Yes. That Manhattan Project. The one that turned sand into glass and history into a recurring nuclear nightmare. Chapter 1: When Tech Bros Channel Oppenheimer "I felt useless," Altman confessed, after watching GPT-5 solve a problem he couldn't. Which is...