THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: 100% Latex-Free Mayhem USAID is dead, the pills are toast, and France just became the world’s most expensive incinerator By: Lucille “Plan B” Babcock 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it... or unless your condoms get deported by Air Force One. HOW TO SET A FIRE TO GLOBAL FAMILY PLANNING, 2025 EDITION In what might be the most expensive barbecue of the year, $10 million worth of U.S.-funded contraceptives —intended to prevent poverty, unwanted pregnancies, and large-scale teen dramas in the Global South—are now scheduled to go up in flames. In France. Literally. By order of President Donald J. Trump , the man who once said “we’re gonna make sex great again, but only for the married folks in Nebraska.” Stored in Belgium since early 2025, the USAID-funded shipment of birth control pills and implants has now become the ...