THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: 98% Democratic Dysfunction When Yermak fell, Zelensky wobbled, Europe panicked, Hungary revolted, Poland pouted - and Trump said something “tremendously insightful” by accident. By: Professor Quilliam Quibblethorpe,  Senior Editor for East European Chaos Studies & Accidental Comedy,  The WTF Global Times 👁️‍🗨️ This blog uses WTF strictly in the sense of: Weird, True & Freaky - NOT profanity… unless the Polish Foreign Minister starts tweeting again, then all bets are off. THE CAPTAIN IS OUT, THE SHIP IS LEAKING, AND THE CREW IS AUDITIONING FOR NEW BOSSES Ukraine has survived missile barrages, blackouts, battlefield reverses, drone winters, economic collapse, and Vladimir Putin’s increasingly baroque speeches…  but nothing prepared it for the political earthquake of Yermak’s fall . Andrey Yermak - the shadow architect of Zelensky’s presidency, the man who reportedly handled everything from spy...

🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: 98% Geopolitical Chaos AND TRUMP RELOADS THE MONROE DOCTRINE LIKE A COWBOY WITH A HISTORY BOOK When a superpower quietly whispers “Maybe I’m not the only superpower anymore,” you know the global plot twist has begun. By: Professor Quilliam Quibblethorpe,  Senior Editor for Strategic Confusion & Intercontinental Mischief, WTF Global Times 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky — not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it… then we cannot be held responsible for linguistic consequences. I. The Security Strategy Heard Around the World In a geopolitical moment equivalent to the Statue of Liberty sighing audibly, the United States - under President Donald J. Trump 2.0 - has released a National Security Strategy that finally admits what everyone else quietly knew over morning chai: China isn’t “rising.” It has already risen. For decades, U.S. policy was built ...