💣🌶️ PUTIN MUST FALL, RUSSIA MUST BREAK: How Europe’s Holy Crusade Is Torpedoing Trump’s Ukraine Peace Deal – And Why Analysts Are Whispering About a Military False Flag to the East...
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1. OPENING SCENE: THE PEACE PLAN NOBODY WANTS
If diplomacy were a Netflix show, the current season would be called:
“Ukraine: Everyone Wants Peace, As Long As It’s Their Version.”
On one side sits Washington, under a president who thinks in TV ratings and trade balances but occasionally blurts out something brutally realist:
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Endless war is bad for America’s pocket.
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Allies should carry their own weight.
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The United States is not the planet’s therapist.
Cue the now-infamous 28-point peace plan coming out of Geneva – a document that, according to critics in Europe and Kyiv, reads less like a balanced settlement and more like a “wish list drafted in Moscow’s better moments.”
On the other side sits Europe’s political priesthood, clutching a post-Cold War dogma:
“Putin must fall. Russia must break. Liberal democracy must triumph. The map must be purified.”
For this camp, the war is not just about territory, security guarantees or artillery ranges. It’s a moral cleansing operation:
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Ukraine must become fully “Europeanised.”
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Russia must be punished until it gets a new, West-friendly regime or – even better – fragments into a bouquet of smaller, manageable entities.
Into this ideological battle walks Kyiv, exhausted, bleeding, divided – and now thrown into a “mini-revolution” after the spectacular fall of its most powerful fixer. Reuters+1
And into that chaos, somewhere on the periphery of the map, sits a brittle South Asian military establishment staring enviously at all this attention and thinking:
“If permanent crisis can buy relevance… why should Europe have all the fun?”
Welcome to the geopolitics of 2025: a place where peace plans are leaked, sabotaged, edited, re-leaked, and denounced – before a single artillery round stops firing.
2. EUROPE’S DREAM: THEOLOGY DISGUISED AS FOREIGN POLICY
Let’s start in Brussels, Berlin and a few other capitals where wars are increasingly seen as:
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Morality plays,
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with democracy in white robes,
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authoritarianism in black leather,
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and think-tank panels as chorus.
The basic script, whispered across op-eds and conferences:
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The end of the Cold War was supposed to inaugurate a liberal international order in which Western-style democracy naturally spreads.
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NATO enlargement, EU expansion, and democracy-promotion NGOs were not power politics, you understand – they were civilisation upgrades.
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Russia stubbornly refused to behave like a defeated empire that reads The Economist and says “you’re right, we were wrong.”
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Therefore the war in Ukraine is a cosmic test:
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If Russia survives with intact power and territory → liberal order has failed.
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If Russia is broken or humbled → angels sing, think-tank grants renewed.
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So when a Trump-era Washington suddenly drops a peace plan whose real message is:
“Freeze lines. Cut losses. Pivot to Asia. Send Europe the bill.”
…European elites panic.
Not because peace is bad – but because peace without Russian humiliation is ideologically unacceptable.
If your worldview requires regime change in Moscow and possibly a redrawn Russian map to prove history’s arrow points West, a compromise that leaves Russia standing is more terrifying than another winter of artillery.
3. THE WHITE HOUSE: WHEN REALISM WEARS A RED TIE
To understand this mess, you must understand the philosophy currently stalking the corridors of the West Wing:
“Invade, if you must, economically.”
This White House:
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Sees alliances as transactional, not sacred.
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Prefers tariffs, sanctions and energy deals to infantry.
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Wants wealthy allies to pay their own security bills – preferably in dollars, not lofty speeches.
In practical terms, the administration looks at Ukraine and thinks:
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“We can’t keep writing blank cheques forever.”
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“Russia isn’t going to disappear.”
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“China is the main event.”
Therefore:
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Push Kyiv towards a deal.
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Get Europeans to fund reconstruction.
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Re-focus on Asia and domestic issues.
In other words, power politics > crusading ideology – a viewpoint that would make 1990s liberal internationalists sob into their conference name-tags.
4. KYIV’S “MINI-REVOLUTION”: WHEN YOUR CHIEF FIXER FALLS
Now zoom into the capital under bombardment.
For years, one man sat at the nerve centre of Ukraine’s wartime state:
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Controlled access to the president
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Steered peace talks with Washington
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Managed oligarchs, foreign envoys, security chiefs, media narratives
Local analysts call it a “mini-revolution”:
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Power vertical suddenly wobbly
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Internal rivalries unleashed
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Policy lines blurred
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Peace-talk machinery disrupted just as the US peace plan is pushed hardest
So, at the exact moment when:
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Washington is pressuring Kyiv to accept a deal many Ukrainians see as capitulation
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Europe is trying to water down that deal to make it less pro-Moscow
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Moscow is testing the plan with missile barrages and carefully worded hints it might, possibly, maybe accept parts of it
…Kyiv’s internal command system blows a fuse.
If this were fiction, reviewers would call it “over-plotted.”
5. ASIA WATCHES: THAILAND’S KING TAKES A WALK TO BEIJING
While European elites chant “democracy versus autocracy” and argue over who gets to draft clause 17b of point 23 of Appendix 4 of the Geneva plan, Asia quietly does something different:
Deals.
When the Thai monarch lands in Beijing for a rare, heavy-symbolism state visit – only his second overseas trip as king – it signals:
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China is now central, not peripheral, to Southeast Asian strategy.
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Thailand will deepen trade, investment and security links with Beijing…
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…while keeping one foot in its old alliance with Washington.
Contrast:
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Europe – wants a definitive moral victory over Russia, framed as salvation of world order.
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Thailand & ASEAN – want connectivity, investment, and options.
Guess which approach better survives the 21st century?
6. ENTER: THE FALSE FLAG WHISPERS TO THE EAST
As India:
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Deepens ties with the US, Japan, Europe
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Expands defence production
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Emerges as a key energy and tech market
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Positions itself as a pivotal player in any post-Ukraine security architecture
…its western neighbour sits in a very different place:
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Fiscal crises
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IMF wrangling
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Political churn
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Credibility erosion
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Security establishment desperate to remain “indispensable”
For such a military bureaucracy, one lesson from Europe is painfully clear:
“If you keep the region on the brink, the world keeps calling you.”
So analysts in Delhi, London and Washington quietly sketch out a nightmare:
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A mysterious attack on a religious site, military convoy or critical infrastructure in or near India
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Clues pointing both to irregular militants and to suspiciously sophisticated planning
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A media storm: was it a rogue group, a proxy, or a manufactured pretext?
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Escalation pressure on New Delhi just as Washington is absorbed in selling its Ukraine deal, and Europe is desperate to keep Russia boxed in
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Domestic diversion from economic pain
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International relevance restored by crisis
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Leverage over global powers who now must “manage escalation”
The same logic driving some European elites to sabotage compromise in Ukraine – in the name of a higher ideological victory – can tempt other actors to manufacture risk for institutional survival.
7. TRUMP COMMENTS (FUNNY SEGMENT)
Reporters corner the US president after yet another round of Geneva drama:
“Mr. President, Europe says your peace plan betrays Ukraine. Ukraine says it’s a mixed bag. Russia says it’s a good starting point. And now there are fears of false flag operations in South Asia and rising drone attacks in the Black Sea. Your response?”
He adjusts his tie:
“Look, it’s very simple. I have a beautiful plan, maybe the best plan, 28 points, some of them incredible. The Europeans don’t like it because they like speeches more than peace, everybody knows it.
Russia says it’s not bad, which means it’s probably pretty good. Ukraine doesn’t like it yet, but they will like it eventually, after they read it, because nobody reads anymore.
As for these so-called ‘false flags’ – I always say, if you need to pretend you’re winning, you’re probably not winning. It’s like ratings. You either have them, or you make them up on cable news.”
The press corps is torn between taking notes and seeking therapy.
8. TOP COMMENT PICKS
9. FINAL THOUGHT
The slogan “Putin must fall, Russia must break” is not official policy, but it may as well be written in invisible ink across half the op-eds of Europe’s commentariat.
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Fantasy that Russia can be neatly dismembered without nuclear risk.
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Fantasy that Ukraine can be rebuilt on ideal terms after an endless war.
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Fantasy that public opinion will sustain open-ended sacrifice forever.
When ideology demands total transformation of an adversary, every compromise looks like treason. Every ceasefire smells like surrender. Every realist peace proposal is treated as “appeasement.”
Into this ideological fever walk:
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A financially strained America wanting exits.
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A battered Ukraine needing security and reconstruction.
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A Russia whose regime is brittle yet still nuclear-armed.
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A broader world tired of European melodrama.
And in another theatre entirely, a military in South Asia quietly learns the wrong lessons:
“If you can’t win prosperity, you can still win relevance through danger.”
The risk is clear:
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In Europe, false hopes prolong war.
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In South Asia, false flags could start new ones.
10. NEXT WEEK ON WTF GLOBAL TIMES
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“28 Points, 0 Peace: Anatomy of a Zombie Ceasefire Plan”
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“Deep State, Shallow Thinking: Why Bureaucracies Love Permanent Crisis”
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“How To Tell If Your ‘Peace Conference’ Is Actually A Photo Op”
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“From Black Sea Drones to Border Skirmishes: The New Cold War’s Side Quests”
Survive weird. Thrive freaky. Stay tuned to The WTF Global Times – where we track every peace plan the moment it’s born, leaked, stabbed, and re-announced.
Because when leaders speak of ‘total victory’ and generals browse the False Flag Handbook, the aftermath is never simple… and rarely peaceful.
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