THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Mayhem. News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Linguistic Blood Pressure: 1947% North India says Hindi unites us. South India says please unite without sitting on our mother tongue. The Constitution says official language. WhatsApp uncle says national language. Students say board exam pressure. Politicians say emotion. And India, poor India, stands in the middle holding 22 scheduled languages, hundreds of mother tongues, and one giant aspirin. By: Professor Bhasha Bombastic , Senior Correspondent for Language Wars, Constitutional Confusion & Emotional Grammar With federal indigestion by: Dr. Mother Tongue Murugesan , Department of Linguistic Self-Respect, Script Anxiety & Three-Language Formula Trauma Edited by: Lady Pluralism Devi , Chairperson, Bureau of Many Languages, One Country, Zero Chill 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting in Sa...