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πŸ“–πŸ•Ž☪️ THE QUR’AN, THE JEWS & THE HOLY-LAND PLOT TWIST: When Somebody Actually Read the Verses and the Internet Immediately Needed a Fire Extinguisher...

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  πŸ—ž️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Scriptural Arguments Nobody Expected at Dinner. For decades everybody arrived at the Middle East argument carrying maps, missiles, flags, hashtags, historical grievances and at least three mutually incompatible versions of 1948. Then somebody opened Surah Al-Ma’idah and discovered Moses telling the Children of Israel to enter a Holy Land assigned to them. Suddenly the ideological furniture started moving by itself. By: Professor Footnote Fakhruddin , Senior Correspondent for Scriptures Politicians Wish Had Better Public Relations With theological mischief by: Dr. Covenant Krishnamurthy , Department of Ancient Promises, Modern Borders & People Shouting Before Reading Verse 22 Edited by: Lady Abraham Devi , Chairperson, Bureau of Shared Prophets, Competing Maps & Awkward Family Reunions πŸ‘️‍πŸ—¨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of Weird, True & Freaky. Not profanity. Unless someone puts Moses, Herzl, M...