🧯📉 🗞️ IRAN’S “BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF APOCALYPSE” BUTTON ☢️: WHAT HAPPENS IF TEHRAN DECIDES THE GULF SHOULD STOP FUNCTIONING?...
🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Oil Futures: Please Consult Your Cardiologist America has bombs. Israel has bombs. Iran has missiles. The Gulf has oil, gas, desalination plants and an alarming quantity of infrastructure sitting inconveniently close to Iran. Welcome to the geopolitical experiment where everybody keeps increasing the temperature and then acts surprised that the kettle is screaming. By: Barry L. Escalation, Senior Correspondent for Wars That Were Supposed to Be Quick With: Dr. Crude McBarrel, WTF Global Energy Desk & Department of Things You Really Shouldn’t Blow Up Additional panic supplied by: Anita De-Escalation, Bureau Chief for Strait of Hormuz Traffic Jams 👁️🗨️ This publication uses WTF strictly in the context of Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless somebody fires another missile at an oil terminal and then holds a press conference explaining that markets should remain calm. There is an old rule of warf...