THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Mayhem. News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Peacekeeping With Binoculars: 1701% The UN came to keep peace. Hezbollah came with rockets. Israel came with airstrikes. Lebanon came with sovereignty issues. America came with the bill. The peacekeepers came with a mandate, a helmet, a white vehicle, and the ancient diplomatic skill of observing the obvious very carefully. By: Colonel Clipboard Krishnan , Senior Correspondent for Peacekeeping, Paperwork & Rocket-Adjacent Neutrality With strategic sarcasm by: Dr. Mandate Murugesan , Department of International Bureaucracy, Border Tension & Useless Acronyms Edited by: Lady Resolution 1701 Devi , Chairperson, Bureau of Disarmed Zones With Armed Groups Inside Them 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting UN compliance certificates while Hezbollah stores rockets under the nose of peacekeepers. Then ...

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Mayhem. News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Statues Under Historical Audit: 1000% He was a Palayakkarar, not a Twitter-era freedom fighter. He was loved by his own, feared by others, hunted by the Company, hanged at Kayathar, polished by theatre, thundered by cinema, garlanded by politics, and finally promoted into marble with zero footnotes. By: Professor Palayam Pandian , Senior Correspondent for Forts, Folk Songs & Historical Headaches With archival confusion by: Dr. Ledger Lakshmi Narayanan , Department of Revenue, Rebellion & Retroactive Nationalism Edited by: Lady Kayathar Devi , Chairperson, Bureau of Nooses, Myths and Politically Sensitive Statues 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the East India Company returns from the archive, demands arrears with interest, and asks Tamil cinema to submit historical receipts in triplicate. At that point, even the stat...