THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Mayhem. News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Diplomatic Betrayal With Premium Oil Notes Biden fist-bumped MBS and got oil-market humiliation. Trump hugged Gulf royalty, sold strength, promised deterrence, then reportedly told Saudi Arabia: sorry, we protect shipping, not your kingdom’s feelings. The Houthis heard “don’t touch American ships,” Saudi Arabia heard “good luck, habibi,” Iran heard opportunity, Pakistan and Turkey heard obligation, and the Red Sea became a counselling session for broken alliances. By: Professor Petro-Drama Parthasarathy , Senior Correspondent for Oil Monarchies, American Mood Swings & Alliances With Terms and Conditions With strategic acidity by: Dr. Houthi-Hotline Subramaniam , Department of Red Sea Panic, Gulf Betrayal Studies & Diplomatic Backstabbing in Air-Conditioned Rooms Edited by: Lady Bab-el-Mandeb Devi , Chairperson, Bureau of “Freedom of Navigation, Unless the Ship Has Saudi Feelings” ?...