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  🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Historical Baggage: Hand Luggage Not Permitted At Srinagar’s Halla Bolle conclave, statehood, Article 370, Delhi, Pakistan and 1947 returned for another reunion - while jobs, potholes and governance waited outside without conference badges By:  B. Lunt Truthwala, Senior Correspondent for Political Déjà Vu With additional reporting by:  Major General Common Sense (Retd.), Department of Uncomfortable Questions 👁️‍🗨️ This publication uses WTF strictly in the context of Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless somebody announces another eight-hour Kashmir conference where everyone discusses 1947 and nobody remembers to ask why the municipal drain is overflowing. There are political conferences. There are policy conferences. There are conferences where people discuss economics, investment, technology, employment and infrastructure. And then there is the peculiar South Asian institution known as the Kashmir Politi...

  🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Scriptural Arguments Nobody Expected at Dinner. For decades everybody arrived at the Middle East argument carrying maps, missiles, flags, hashtags, historical grievances and at least three mutually incompatible versions of 1948. Then somebody opened Surah Al-Ma’idah and discovered Moses telling the Children of Israel to enter a Holy Land assigned to them. Suddenly the ideological furniture started moving by itself. By: Professor Footnote Fakhruddin , Senior Correspondent for Scriptures Politicians Wish Had Better Public Relations With theological mischief by: Dr. Covenant Krishnamurthy , Department of Ancient Promises, Modern Borders & People Shouting Before Reading Verse 22 Edited by: Lady Abraham Devi , Chairperson, Bureau of Shared Prophets, Competing Maps & Awkward Family Reunions 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of Weird, True & Freaky. Not profanity. Unless someone puts Moses, Herzl, M...