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 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: 100% Mayhem Inside the strange new world where European elites dream of a broken Russia, a ‘realist’ White House sells a 28-point peace plan, Kyiv’s power system implodes, energy hubs explode, Thailand’s king walks into Beijing like it’s a new Vatican – and somewhere in a western barracks of South Asia, a nervous military seems to be flipping through the “False Flag Manual, 3rd Edition.” By: Prof. Grand Chessboard Gopal – Senior Editor for Strategic Delusions & Moral Victories Dr. Sanctions Subramaniam – Resident Fellow, Institute of Unfinished Peace Plans Special Assistant:   That Intern Who Actually Reads Footnotes Before Panic 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of:  Weird, True & Freaky  –  not  as profanity.  Unless certain Very Holy Accounts start tweeting it… then we call it interfaith dialogue. 1. OPENING SCENE: THE PEACE PLAN NOBODY WANTS If diplomacy...

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Nuclear-Powered Mayhem A deep-dive into the UN’s undead wartime clauses, Asia’s geopolitical plot twists, energy sabotage in the Black Sea, Thailand’s royal pivot to Beijing — and why analysts say a false-flag operation by a desperate military next door is “not just possible, but probable.” By: Prof. Vazhakkai Velu , Senior Editor for Geo-Strategic Confusion Mango Ostrich , International Bureau Chief for Diplomatic Shenanigans The Anonymous Intern , Department of “We Are Not Paid Enough For This” 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of:  Weird, True & Freaky  — not as profanity.  Unless some holy clerics decide to post it on social media… then it's cultural exchange. WHEN HISTORY WAKES UP AND ASKS “WHO TO SHOOT?” Let’s begin with the most ancient fact about world politics, older even than the calories in a samosa: The global order belongs to whoever won the last world...

🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: 300% Economic Delusion Inside the dazzling, dizzying, occasionally delusional world of GDP — the economic metric that lies, flatters, exaggerates, and occasionally catfishes entire nations. By:  Prof. Arattai Arumugam, Senior Editor for Economically Suspicious Activities, WTF Global Times With additional field notes from: Dr. Mokkai Mandal, Chief Analyst of Unnecessary Statistics Dr. Pandian “The Pivot Table” Perumal, Director of Graphs Nobody Asked For 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of:  Weird, True & Freaky  — not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it… then all bets are off. FULL INVESTIGATIVE ARTICLE  ( Brace yourself. This is the “strap in, hydrate, and cancel all weekend plans” edition. ) I. THE GREAT INDIAN GDP FIREWORKS SHOW If GDP were a Bollywood hero, Q2 FY26 India is basically Shah Rukh Khan in Pathaan - shirtless, slow-motion bicep flex, helicop...