THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES 50% News. 50% Satire. 100% Mayhem. News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Bureaucratic Bloat: 193% The UN was created to stop wars. It now produces mandates, meetings, reports, condemnations, committees, special rapporteurs, reform initiatives, budget debates, procedural notes, and enough paperwork to bury a small conflict under documentation - while actual conflicts continue applying for renewal. By: Professor Clipboard Narayanan , Senior Correspondent for Global Governance, Empty Mandates & Expensive Coffee With diplomatic indigestion by: Dr. Resolution Ramaswamy , Department of International Meetings, Peacekeeping Theatre & Multilateral Mood Swings Edited by: Lady Sovereignty Devi , Chairperson, Bureau of America Pays, Others Vote, Nobody Retires the Mandate 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting UN reform proposals, China chairs a transparency committee, and a t...