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 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: A nuclear tantrum in the desert sandstorm A Bonnie-and-Clyde style showdown between irony and arrogance over nukes and national pride By : Karma Singh, Chief Editor of Globally Weird Affairs 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless someone literally tweets the Ayatollahs telling us to "WTF this enrichment thing" — then all bets are off. The Curtain Rises In 2025, President Donald Trump is back in the spotlight—not the subdued piano background music era, but the explosive kind.  It all comes down to uranium enrichment:  Iran insists it will proceed, while Trump calls it the dumbest move since New Coke.  In fact, he said Iran is “stupid” for even talking about it . And then he doubled down, promising to “wipe it out faster than you can wave your finger at it” if enrichment resumes .  Iran Fires Back Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Arag...

  🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Somewhere Between Miracle and Mid-Air Mayhem Plane crashes, terrorists, nuclear bombs, and the world’s most frustratingly lucky people By: Karma Singh, Chief Analyst of Cosmic WTFology 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it — then we’re definitely upgrading to profane. The Crash Heard Round the Bhagavad Gita Flight 171A was supposed to be boring. It was supposed to be a sleepy red-eye out of Delhi with stale peanuts and crying babies, the kind of trip that ends in jet lag and passive-aggressive immigration officers. Instead, it belly-flopped into the dirt with the drama of a Shakespearean meteor. Of the 242 passengers onboard, only one survived. His name: Vishwas Kumar Ramesh . A British national. A spiritual seeker fresh from Haridwar. A guy who probably missed his chai that morning. His brother Ajay, seated five ro...

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Somewhere Between Media Meltdown and Moral Mayhem Why calling Israel out is big business—and why fact-checking might be optional By: Karma Singh, Chief Analyst of Emotional Outrage Media 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it—then we’re definitely escalating. The Punchline That Refuses to Die Here’s the setup Lucifer himself might envy: a TV host who pretends to demand truth, wields moral outrage as currency, and milks the conflict in Gaza for every click, tweet, and lingering eyeball. Piers Morgan—once touted as fearless journalism’s sword—has now morphed into a profit machine for anger and polarization. Welcome to outrage theater, starring the master ringmaster. WTF? Piers Morgan’s Gaza Pivot Morgan’s tone shift isn’t subtle. In early 2025, he pivoted from initial support for Israel’s “right to self-defense” to a full...

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Welcome to Geopolitical Stand‑Up Internal rifts, impossible demands, and why the diplomacy train wreck was totally avoidable—or hilariously inevitable By : Karma Singh, Head of WTF Middle East Mayhem Desk 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity—unless Macron starts sending Hamas emojis. The Ceasefire That Met Its Doom in Doha Here’s how a ceasefire talks train derailed:  Mad-mail from Hamas’s top military boss Izz al‑Din al‑Haddad (also known as Abu Suhaib , ironically ghosting ceasefire feasibility).  In the letter, he demanded full armed status for Hamas, insisted IDF forces only get “tens‑of‑meters” access to designated zones, and cleverly branded it the “Lebanese Lord of the Rings ceasefire package”—inspired by Hezbollah model autonomy with international guarantees. Diplomacy teams from Doha and Cairo coughed, flipped through the fine print, and r...

 🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: Diplomatic Dumpster Fire Leaked IDF Files Expose Diplomatic Doppelgänger Act By: Karma Singh, Senior Mayhem Correspondent 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs finally get social media verification and start tweeting “WTF Macron?” A COUP DE FILM MORE CHEAP THAN CHE Just when Macron was about to unveil France’s grand stand for Palestinian state recognition at the UN in September 2025, the IDF drops a grenade: A classified dossier, looted from Gaza, reveals that in October 2020—yes, five years ago!—France quietly held secret talks with Hamas leaders in Doha. And guess who signed off on it? President Emmanuel Macron himself, according to the papers captured by Israeli forces. At the meeting, the French intelligence official (number 3 in DGSE) reportedly told Hamas: “We don’t want to talk only to the Palestinian Authority—we also want to...

🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES News: 50% | Satire: 50% | Vibes: 100% Croissants & Chaos A Mediterranean monstrosity of diplomacy, denial, and baguette-based betrayal. By: Jean-Luc le Woké, Senior Correspondent for Strategic WTF Affairs 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. Then we’ll have no choice. INTRO: In what can only be described as the most French attempt at geopolitical problem-solving since Napoleon tried to invade Russia in winter, French President Emmanuel Macron has unilaterally declared that France will recognize the State of Palestine... at the United Nations… in September… with the vague backing of foie gras and good intentions. But hold your croissants—because the U.S. response came fast and furious. Trump roared. Marco Rubio raged. Mike Huckabee, in a caffeine-fueled prophecy, announced that the Palestinian state would be established on the French Riviera , and shall he...